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by on Dec 4, 2014

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Future Gods Records
1.25/5 Pies

Recommended Track: Revelations

Revelations EP, from L.A.’s Dirt Dress, is 4-tracks stretched out in a glaze of chorus-heavy post-punk. Yes, frenetic saxophones appear (did someone put James Chance in a strait jacket and tie a flu mask over his mouth?) A foggy synth shows up, too. And the record begins so promisingly. I thought, Oh yay this two-note guitar lead sounds like New Order’s “Ceremony” (I’d argue this to be their most powerful track; the po├Ęte maudit Ian Curtis wrote it). Then, Oh yay there is bass and it’s rock when rock was cool yay like the Velvets.

But the curtain and the rod of anticipation come crashing down with guitarist/vocalist Noah’s massively uninspired voice. Prosaic, rarely poetic (an exception from “Skin Diving”: I found a butcher’s knife /in a swimming hole /though it’s caked with rust /I cut the underbrush), this contradictorily ambivalent EP concludes its opening track with It doesn’t mean I’ve changed my mind. And throughout the Revelations EP Dirt Dress literally struggle with consistency: dawdling, meandering, delivering few lyrical or musical pronouncements.

Semantic salvation arrives late, in a self-effacing denouement, the chorus of the eponymous concluding track. “Revelation” offers the EP’s sole vocal hook, a sing-song melody that exists separate from any prior premises: I changed my mind so many times / I’ve realized, I don’t know what to say, hey.

Yes, Dirt Dress know they have nothing to say. Unfortunately, the only real enjoyment comes once they figure it out. Had Dirt Dress omitted the first three tracks and released “Revelation” as a single, five pies.

 

4 Comments

  1. Mark Steckler
    December 7, 2014

    Put your names on your reviews fucking pussies.

    Reply
  2. David Simmons
    December 10, 2014

    Agreed, hiding behind anonymity is pathetic, especially if you’re going to spew out this nonsencial inaccurate garbage

    Reply
  3. Tomorrow
    March 8, 2015

    Pathetic Review

    Reply
  4. live
    April 21, 2015

    jesus christ what do you have against art?

    Reply

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